Its been quiet here , so i thought i would pass along a "funny" a friend sent me... Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. .......And as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
OK here's one: The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier." Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path. She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember - you're in this together - it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her". The room suddenly went very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" answered the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
LouS is referring to her "Blacklisted" problem which has now been fixed. Rogers Wireless has issues with how it shares IP addresses between users; Rogers sometimes winds up being put on IP blocking lists. There is a security feature on the forum that was catching this. I have turned it off.
Neil is a genius and perhaps with his expertise, he can fix your problem too... Now if he could only fix my riding 'lack of' skills.....
