Wanted: 20-30 year old female

Qualifications:

-Must cook and clean
-Must be very good looking
-Must not have children
-Must not be bitchy
-Must not be or have been married

and of course she must ride a dirtbike.

These are very hard to find so if you know of one or are one please PM me......seriously

Jeremy

Cook...Does microwave food count?? Check
Clean...You mean my bike?? Ya Check
Children consists of two bikes...does that count?? Check
Bitchy??? Ya, when I drop the bike I'm bitchy UnCheck
Not married Check
Never Married CHeck
Ride Dirtbike & Sport bike CHeck Check
20 - 30....33 Un Check

Willing to date a guy that
posts whats he looking for on a bike site Uncheck

LOL...Just joking dude...Good luck with you search!!!

Every guys dream girl. Good luck with that! :roll:

Lava Life :wink:


BTW, there is only one of these women every 100 years and I think Hammer just married her. Sorry too late. :lol:

I was going to say that.

You might find one here?

I'd like one too
who doesn't ask more than $20 at the time
and gets her own ride home
any?..

Add to that list ,

Loves doing the yard work
Has her own clasic Chevy
Does her own oil changes
Makes good money
Willing to put up with a husband on the internet all winter


And thats why i married her

I didn't think before I posted......equipment and spares is full of "used gear" 8)

TS......I could take three years off of your age because you have two bikes. Depending on what bikes you have I could consider one or two more. This would bring you into the 20-30 bracket

You guys are just toooo funny.....

Where's PAUL - INA when we need him?

20 - 30 Really....

Experience is the best teacher, mentor, soul mate, friend, and the first to forgive.....

And we all know you "guys" need constant forgiving......

My Dearest Jeremy,

We currently have a wide selection of stunningly attractive, single and extremely nubile young ladies who are employed as temporary / migrant workers in our "Customer Satisfaction" department who are capable of meeting your extensive and highly unrealistic list of requirements. However, in your post you failed to mention how much you would be willing to pay for your dream girl. Oh, and one other thing, is it OK if she only speaks Russian?

xoxoxoxxo

:heart: Princess Paulina :heart:
Headmistress
Hidden Valley Imports & Bordellos

Hey Lou, I think you would fit into that 20 to 30 category, you cook and clean , very good looking and have your own bikes , you should apply :wink:

are you offering membership pass/discounts or any kind of open house/demo ride?
govorim po russki (speek russian)
just kidding

question: can Russian girls overperform Cuban girls?
answer: yes, but only on their own soil

Gentlemen

Gentlemen:

Would you be kind enough to edit your own posts to refect the respect I know you have for all women regardless of their age or occupation.

And Randy - Thank you for the complements but please have Connie make an appointment for you at the optometrist asap!

Re: Gentlemen

in Russia March 8th is national women's day and it is long weekend
women gets free flowers

Flowers

Maybe if more Gentlemen offered flowers to the Ladies on any day, they would be more inclined to go riding with you.

That could possibly result in more female memberships in this club......

I think I found one.....she was posed rather lewdly on an ugly suzuki

Please show some respect Guy's. There is a few women on here and it would be nice to have more in our club.

...Code Start...
Command;"Load" "MP3"
Artist; "AC / DC"
Song; "Honey, whatdayado for Money ?"
Command; "Exit"
...Code End...

xoxxox

:heart: Princess Paulina :heart:
CEO, Purchasing Agent & Computer Programmer
Hidden Valley Exotic Imports